30 Mar 2023

Things that AI isn't

Filed under: AI

(Updated on 25th June 2025)

• Another word for machine learning
• The end of everything that humans can do and just need better pay to do
• Something that can—and will—revolutionise anything and everything you can think of by sheer force and will
• Any of the following:
  • Magic
  • Sorcery
  • Witchcraft
  • Wizardry
  • Necromancy
  • Supernatural
  • Occultist
  • Alchemy
  • Divination
  • Spiritualism
  • Fortune-telling
  • Some kind of enchantment
  • Spell casting via prompt engineering
  • A child
  • A junior developer
  • An intern
  • A romantic partner
  • A confidant

(something that AI is like: an orange)